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October 24, 2005

Queer Eye for the Dictator

keywords: style, dictatorship, moustache

dapper SaddamIs it me, or has being deposed and incarcerated made Saddam one damn good-looking man? Do they have publicly appointed fashion consultants in war-criminal prison? Here are the 4 major improvements I've noticed starting from the top down.

  • No more red beret - Do I really have to explain? Show the world that beautifully thick head of hair now that the lice have been removed.
  • New Beard - I think it works quite well for him, much better than the sorta-gay caterpillar moustache he used to rock.
  • New Suit - The only person to wear epilets and cream isn't his color. His new suit is very modern and tasteful. And the no-tie thing says I'm modern and I don't recognize the authority of this mock trial!
  • Slimmer - A year or two in the joint never hurt anyone. My man Saddam has lost some major weight and looks much healthier overall. Its easy to skip working out when you are running a dictatorship, now he has no excuses.

    The new Saddam really carries more of a sophisticated air about him. Instead of killing women and children you could imagine him at an upscale betting parlor discussing literature over an aged scotch. He's so L.A. I'm waiting to see him pull out his iPod.

    Posted by maddh at October 24, 2005 01:45 PM

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