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September 26, 2005

New Opiate of the Masses: Inter-Species Wookie Pr0n

Sorry about the lack of updates. I have a real world job ($12 monthly ad revenue just doest cut it) that keeps me pretty busy. Also g0tz Id3nt1ty Theft3d! (0h n0es!) So that hasn't been fun. But it's still my responsibility to give the people what they want, Wookie-on-Pricess Star Wars Porn. This one is authentic, but a bit on the soft side. For the harder stuff check out this and this , then confess your sinful interests to PostSercret and pray that God doesn't have a monitoring proxy.

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September 07, 2005

Starship Size Does Matter

Ever want to compare an Imperial Star Destroyer to a Klingon Negh'Var? Or the ships from Starship Troopers to 2001 Space Odyssey, Babylon-5, or Macross? No? Well this guy did it anyways. Jeff Russell's Starship Dimensions compares side-by-side the scales of starships from a few dozen different sci-fi series through 7 different orders of magnitude. Fantastically nerdy stuff. Apparently HALO could eat Borg Cubes like candy.

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September 06, 2005

Le Magnifique Micro Métro X-Wing

Time for your daily star wars dose. A very meticulous Frenchman named Hubert has created a miniature X-wing out of used Métro rail tickets. (This will go nicely with the miniature wookie made from body hair clippings) In his forum post he shows you how you can do it in 41 not-so-easy steps. The nice big detailed photos show that he really puts the "metro-" in Métro, look how nice and clean his nails are.

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September 01, 2005

Princess Leia's Metal Bikini

Star Wars fetishists rejoice. You're all-time favorite thing about the saga (no not Jar-Jar Binks) has its very own fan site. All guys remember (as well as the women who watch Friends) the scene in Return of the Jedi where Leia is wearing the metal bikini. For some it was a wonder of metallurgy and engineering, for some of you it might have even sparked puberty to start. LeiasMetalBikini.com is filled to the brim with detailed scene analysis, tons of fan art, and pages and pages of women (actual women) dressed up in the metal bikini costume. You can find some cute ones in there, but it’s funnier to find the fugs.

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August 25, 2005

The Sims present R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet"

For those of you not familiar with "Trapped in the Closet", it's R-Kelly's latest opus where he does the same song 5 different times and sing-describes every minute action of a love triangle drama. For those you not familiar with Machinima, it's a form of media using 3D videogame engines to create and direct scripted movies. Where these two converge is Kendra Flemons's recreations of all 5 chapters of Trapped in the Closet using the Sims engine. Do to some limitations though, there are no guns, sex is replaced with hugging, and bad acting is replaced with great 3D animations.

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August 23, 2005

Galerie du Robocop

An anonymous artist named Egg has made a bunch of Robocop themed works using a flash based art program Artpad. His masterpieces have been collected in The Museum of Modern Robocop Art. Fantastic stuff except that there isn't any ED-209 action. Remember when Robocop killed the dad from That 70's Show?
Real quickly, some quotes:
RoboCop: Dead or alive, you're coming with me!
ED-209: Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.
Clarence: Bitches leave!
Bixby Snyder: I'd buy that for a dollar!

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August 18, 2005

Han Shot First

It's Starwars mania today. I like this one though. There is sort of a campaign against Lucas having pussified the Han v. Greedo cantina scene (among many of his cinematic vandalisms) in the most recent re-re-re-re-re-release of the original trilogy. Instead of the scene you and I grew up knowing where Han shoots Greedo before Greedo can shoot him, the scene was heavily altered to make it look like Greedo shot first (who misses a target 2 feet away from you?) which makes Han look like the victim, thusly justified in shooting Greedo. I've always said the library of congress should have confiscated the originals a long time ago for their protection. And someone (i don't care who) should have gotten punished for the whole Jar Jar thing.

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Hey me too!

When I originally read about this a few hours ago, I didn't think it was thaaaat great, but now its on like every tech/humor site, and I'll be damned if I'm the only blog on the planet not to have this starwars related post. So here you go, Vader has a Posse, and Kit Fisto has Meat Dread Locks. Apparently the Vader/Posse sticker was done by an actual LucasArts employee. cool?
sidenote: Vader is listed as 6'8" but Hayden Christensen is listed as 6'1", does that mean Vader has 7 inch platform shoes?

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Vasquez gets those big black boots on

On the topic of Aliens from the last post, here is a really catchy ode to the lesbisuperiority of Space Marine Pvt. Vasquez. Her cropped hair, her bandana, the black boots, and the shoulder mounted chain gun. She only needs to know 1 thing: Where they are. Is it love? No she'd only break my heart in the end, or blow us both up with a grenade. You'll be humming this tune all day.

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August 17, 2005

Our dichotomy opens the combat, Let us counter-attacking

This isn't anything fresh, but I have a commitment to the masses to give at least one starwars or starwars-like post per day. This guy's blog rehashes another guy's blog (don't we all?) about a Chinese bootleg of Revenge of the Sith that had its Chinese audio translated back into English subtitles. Some of them are funny, but if you like getting lost in translation, here is a cool google hack Poetry in Translation that takes your sentence, translates it to german, then german to french, then french to german, then back to english with some interesting results.
"To be or not to be, that is the question." => "Its or, the question is that."

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August 12, 2005

Adidas Team Zissou. Resplendent!

Remember that movie The Life Aquatic with Bill 'muthaFn' Murray? Japan-ophile Octopus Dropkick sighted a pair of the hot Adidas sponsored team shoes from the movie in a boutique in Japan. This is true Shoe P0rn for 2 reasons. First, it gets me excited. Second, its something I can never have, for they were for promotional (that movie was from last year) purposes only, Not for Sale. I'd bribe them, but shoes only go up to size 9 in Japan anyways.

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August 11, 2005

The Native Americans called it Maize...

So this farm makes corn field mazes every year with a different theme sponsored by the local TV station. This years maze is that of a Darth Vader poster from Ep III. I guess. I always wondered what a 5-acre Trademark Infringement looked like. Anyways thats the kinda geeky stuff we like here, except that they were paid to do it. It wasn't a true act of Star Wars geekdom done from the heart. So I'm torn. They did use GPS to trace the poster so thats kinda geeky, and maybe the corn is genetically modified. Ok I'm satisfied.

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